Memo no 10 to the Bible God aka the Hebrew God

Gawd, would you agree that you are an incorrigible asshole and a liar? How? By how you are portrayed, that’s how; by basing on the Judeo-Christian Bible you allegedly inspired. If you have nothing to do with this so-called book of truth, then I would have to admit that the lies came from the Bible writers who wrote them. Let’s start with say some extracts from the gospels of John and Luke [all extracts taken from New International Version]:

John

7.37. On the last and greatest day of the Feast, Jesus stood and said in a loud voice, “If anyone is thirsty, let him come to me and drink.

7.38. Whoever believes in me, as the Scripture has said, streams of living water will flow from within him.”

Luke

24.46. He [Jesus] told them, “This is what is written: The Christ will suffer and rise from the dead on the third day” [these words were allegedly spoken by Jesus after his resurrection]

 The term Scripture in line 7.38 can be taken to mean the Old Testament but nowhere in the Old Testament can such a statement: Whoever believes in me, streams of living water will flow from within him be located, not even a similar or equivalent statement. And nowhere in the Old Testament can any statement be found that talks about the messiah [Christ] dying and then rising on the third day.

Next, let’s take a look these passages:

Mark:

13,24. “But in those days, following that distress,  ‘the sun will be darkened,  and the moon will not give its light;

13.25. the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.’

13.26. “At that time men will see the Son of Man coming in clouds with great power and glory.

13.27. And he will send his angels and gather his elect from the four winds, from the ends of the earth to the ends of the heavens.

13.28. “Now learn this lesson from the fig tree: As soon as its twigs get tender and its leaves come out, you know that summer is near.

13.29. Even so, when you see these things happening, you know that it is near, right at the door.

13.30. I tell you the truth, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.

Matthew:

34.29. “Immediately after the distress of those days ‘the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken’

34.30. At that time the sign of the Son of Man will appear on the sky, and all the nations of the earth will mourn. They will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky, with power and great glory.

34.31. And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other.

34.32. Now learn this lesson from the fig tree. As soon as its twigs get tender and its leaves come out, you know that summer is near.

34.33. Even so, when you see all these things, you know that it is near, right at the door.

34.34. I tell you the truth, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.

By the doctrine of the Trinity, Gawd is Jesus and Jesus is Gawd. So the truth, it seems, is that “this generation” had passed away centuries ago, but there has been no appearance of Jesus or “Son of Man” or Gawd with his so-called angels in the sky, and nothing of the sound of the loud trumpet call or the raising en masse of the dead to life. And we have not seen any signs of the Sun darkening, or the moon losing its light, or the stars falling from the sky, apart from the periodic eclipse of the Sun or moon.

Next, let’s look at the passages about punishing children for the sin[s] of their fathers:

Exodus 20.5: You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me.

Exodus 34.7: He punishes the children and their children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation.

 Deuteronomy 23.2: No one born of a forbidden marriage nor any of his descendants may enter the assembly of the LORD, even down to the tenth generation].

Numbers 14:18: ‘The LORD is slow to anger, abounding in love and forgiving sin and rebellion. Yet he does not leave the guilty unpunished; he punishes the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation

Gawd, don’t you think this is pure asinine injustice on your part, for punishing innocent people?

But Exodus 20.5 and 34.7, Deuteronomy 23.2 and Numbers 14.18 appear to be contradicted by Deuteronomy 24.16, Jeremiah 31.29-30 and Ezekiel 18.20:

Deuteronomy 24:16: Fathers shall not be put to death for their children, nor children put to death for their fathers; each is to die for his own sin.

Jeremiah 31.29: “In those days people will no longer say, ‘The fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children’s teeth are set on edge.’

Jeremiah 31.30: Instead, everyone will die for his own sin; whoever eats sour grapes—his own teeth will be set on edge.

Ezekiel 18.20: The soul who sins is the one who will die. The son will not share the guilt of the father, nor will the father share the guilt of the son. The righteousness of the righteous man will be credited to him, and the wickedness of the wicked will be charged against him.

Gawd, how come you made so many contradictions? No, it was the Bible writers; they were the ones who made all the lies. Ok, fair enough.

Now, let’s look at the claims you allegedly made, vide Mark 16.15-18:

16.15. He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the good news to all creation.

16.16. Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned.

16.17. And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues;

16.18. they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well.”

Gawd, these words reflect your lying streak, don’t you agree? No, not me, I have never inspired these words and they were not written by me. Ok, fair enough.

Gawd, good discussion, I must say. But one request before we adjourn? Ok, go ahead. Will you tell your followers that the Bible is a pack of lies? Ok, I shall do that. Thank you

Gawd; it is always a pleasure speaking to you.

And Gawd, please don’t forget to caution Machina not to drink deadly poison; being just a kiddo trying to develop into adulthood, there is no telling that he wouldn’t do a stupid thing like putting your so-called words to the test, and then ending up in the mortuary. It would be a sad case, indeed.

PS: This was a piece posted in another forum [Atheism v Theism] some years ago.

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